Meow Musings: How To Train Your Human
Teach them to see you, their cat, as the highest power they will ever appeal to and that serving you is the very purpose of their existence. From the desk of Dr. Rocket Billimeowra BA(Hons), MA, PhD (Sociopathy, Meowology and how to claw humans real bad) Congratulations, fellow feline, on being a cat! There is…